Teets McClanahan

Teets McClanahan is a dangerous thot from Konoha and the love interest of Barnuckle.

She has no regard for male feelings, she only uses them to get her way. Teets was born when a meteor hit the fuckin sun and her stupid fucking body fell to Earth as a newborn.

Biography
When Madara was being defeated by Naruto and Sasuke, he shot his pure thoughts into a meteor and sent it towards the sun, knowing he was losing the battle. When the meteor collided with the sun her stupid bitch body fell to the Earth outside of Konoha. She was then adopted to Cornstarch McClanahan and his dumb wife, Patricia. She was raised to be kind and loving but she ignored what her parents taught her because she is a fucking woman. Teets later joined up in the academy where she met Barnuckle, a great but retarded ninja. The academy is where Teets picked up the habit of eating/drinking spoiled milk. which became her signiture thing for some reason. She later graduated the academy and met a mysterious woman named Thotimus Prime, a robo-thot. The woman convinced her to abandon the village and become a part of her evil group. Barnuckle is currently trying his hardest to convince this pointless woman to return to the village, but it isn't going well for him so far.

Behind the scenes
I fucking hate women fuck you women go to the sun and hell